Cat's Caboose

Friday 10 September

Undoubtedly the worst restaurant in the region - and I don't know why our department keeps going there for its "graduate welcome pub nights." Petrified-battered fish and chips, and a lump of anthracite disguised as a hamburger with flaccid "buffalo chips," all served tepid or cold. I'm told the owners are Brock professors and councilmembers. They should go back to that instead of pretending to run a restaurant.