Saturday, February 01, 2014

High Table at Hogwarts

Thursday 30 January

This was our first dinner in Hall at Christ Church, a ceremony that is hedged about with traditions, transgressing any of which could result in anything from sheer embarrassment to being debagged or dunked in Mercury (the latter, we're told, results in being instantly Sent Down).  But contrary to our fears, everyone from dons down to servers was kind about showing us where to go and what to do, and Holt looked very elegant in his black gown (though he hesitated to take a selfie on the spiral stone stairs up to Hall). 
Though this wasn't a very special night, we enjoyed a sort of surf-and turf: "Tempura Battered Tiger Prawns with Avocado, Mango and Parmesan Salad with Sweet Chilli Dressing" for starters, and "Rib Eye Steak with Mushroom Gratin, BĂ©arnaise Sauce, Jenger Chips (by which I think they meant Jenga - the fries were piled up into a tower, like the game), French Beans (wrapped in prosciutto), Oven Blushed Tomato and Onion Rings" for mains.  The prawns were probably frozen, and the little round steak was pretty tough, but as some of the other diners told us, it was on the level of decent pub food.
Pudding (which is distinct from Dessert) was "Rhubarb Crumble and Sorbet with Sauce Anglaise" - and then we rose, said a second grace, and retreated to take coffee and drinks in the Senior Common Room.

And we needed them.

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