Monday, June 08, 2015

Bruschetta, Zadar, to Zagreb

Wednesday 27 May
Once again, "Time Out Croatia" on the internet helped us pick a lunch spot at Zadar, at Bruschetta Restaurant; and once again, an obliging waiter rushed to help us choose quick options and got us excellent food and wine before we had to catch our bus.

In this case, we got an amazing beef carpaccio rolled with pesto, topped with arugula and grana padano, and a pile of eight skewered fried prawns on a bed of hot, crispy shoestring-fried zucchini, red pepper, and onion.
Holt had a white Žlahtina from Toljanić, and Barbara had a glass of Prošek - a local specialty, and despite anything the European Union says, you'd never think of confusing this honey-rich, Tokay-like wine with prosecco.

That evening we pulled into the Hotel Panorama (the panorama is of the mountains on one side and a giant smokestack on the other) at Zagreb, and the dinner was actually pretty decent, featuring panfried whole trout and surprisingly succulent pork neck - yes, that's what the sign said.

Back to Konoba Kod Joze, Split

Tuesday 26 May
As we had enjoyed the spirit of this place so much on the day we arrived in Croatia, we returned on our tour's day in Split.  Again, we caught the staff on break, though this time we were early for lunch rather than dinner, and got seats on the shaded lower terrace, where the chairs are comfier.

We started with a bottle of the same Vugava Lipanović white we enjoyed yesterday, and a pretty plate of seafood Salata Dalmacija. 
Though it was hot, our kind headwaiter convinced us to try Dalmatinska pašticada, slices of rumpsteak braised for 24 hours with aromatic vegetables, plums, and a hint of mustard, served with housemade gnocchi to sop up the aromatic, slightly fruity sauce.  It was delicious, and we'd have shown a photo, but it just looked like a plate of brownness.
Our other choice was Kučice, i.e. vongole - clams, to you, in winy buttery herby garlicky sauce.  And as we finished our meal, our friendly headwaiter even consented to join Barbara for a picture.

That evening we finally got a decent hotel: the Pinija in Petrčane, a quiet wooded peninsula outside Zadar. 
We grabbed an evening swim in their excellent indoor pool, enjoyed a buffet where some dishes were unusual and most of them fresh, the waiter presented the wine bill nicely, and the evening ended with a scenic walk around the pebbly coast among the pines.

Lucin Kantun and Bota Oyster Bar, Dubrovnik

Monday 25 May
Our walking tour of Dubrovnik, held in torrential rain, ensured our dislike for that well-touristed town.  So we ducked out after the Rector's Palace, saw a totally unexpected Memling diptych as well as the expected Titian at the Dominican monastery, and headed out for lunch.
Once again, a little research in "Time Out Croatia" saved the day, though nothing could save the night.
We started at the tiny Lucin Kantun, where we had a few small plates: fish paté of tuna and anchovy, artistic smoked salmon on ribbon rolls of zucchini with a dusting of red caviar, monkfish wrapped in bacon on a scallop shell with greens, and tiny lamb brochettes in an intriguing honey and lavender sauce, which we will try to duplicate at home.
Astoundingly, they also offered Bartul Grk by the glass, so we had to try it, as well as a glass of Lipanović Vugava (new grape!). 
To get to Lucin Kantun, we had had to pass a gantlet of restaurants touting fresh oysters, and Holt had caught a craving.  Lucin Kantun didn't have oysters, so in our last 20 minutes before the bus left, we made a run for the place suggested by "Time Out," Oyster and Sushi Bar Bota. 

Their outside patio was empty after the rain, but a kind waiter seated us, and hearing our time constraints, immediately brought out a couple of chilled glasses of white wine, and then a dozen of the best from the oyster beds of Ston, all within 15 minutes.  These bursting-crisp briny beauties even surpassed the exquisitely-dressed half dozen we'd had at Paradigma; in our opinion, flavor and freshness beat prep and fuss.

This made us happy enough to overlook that night's dinner of three sorts of mystery meats and limp cabbage at the Hotel Katarina in a benighted exurb, Dugopolje, 15 km. outside Split.  At least we now know enough to bring our own water bottle to hotel dinners.

Bus to Dubrovnik, and Hotel Impossible

Sunday 24 May
We're now on a tour of "Highlights of Croatia," and the dinners are booked at hotels, which will make them less worth reading.  Indeed, there's little less worth reading about than our buffet dinner at the seedy Hotel Ivka, especially the prison-guard waitress who kept shouting "you must pay!" if someone foolishly thought their water - designedly, no tap available - came with dinner.  So we will mainly write about lunches from here on in.

As fodder for the four-hour bus ride, we bought a couple of sandwiches from a storefront of Bobis bakers near the Split fishmarket.  We got a decent pršut, cheese, and lettuce on a fresh hero roll ("Sendvič Budola-Sir"), and an excellent eggy slice with ham and greens with lattice pastry on top ("Solinska pita"), all for 24 kuna, or about 4 bucks.  Which, with an apple each, a bottle of water, and a view toward the sea on the coast road, is all you need.

Lamb Roast on Brač, and Paradigma, Split

Saturday 23 May
Once again, Katja and her compatriots masterfully organized our last Asmosia activity, a daylong trip to the island of Brač, source of the white limestone that built Diocletian's Palace.  They even provided bottled water and some ham and cheese heroes to bolster us as we traveled on the ferry, got onto busses at Supetar, and called at the museum at Škrip, the ancient quarry at Rasohe (where Barbara was the first to spot the relief sculpture of Hercules), and the modern limestone quarry and sculpture school at Pučća.
By then it was 2 PM, time to head inland and up the mountain to the usually-deserted shepherd's village of Gažul.  It was summer on the coast, but up here there was a touch of white on the ground; hail had fallen the previous night, and was piled up around the clutch of stone and wooden buildings. 

We were welcomed with a choice of honey, cherry, herb, and pure rakis (try 'em all!), and a beautiful basket of sugared figs with bay leaves.  But most welcoming was the smell of woodsmoke and savory roast meat: in an open-sided shelter, on mechanical spits, our local hosts were roasting four lambs, as well as the attendant vitalac, a local specialty made of all the lamb offal wrapped in the intestines.  In the corners, potatoes were also baking under woklike lids in the embers.
We entered one of the stone buildings where tables had been laid and carafes of red and white wine stood ready.  Platters of dark red pršut, local cheese, green olives, and abundant bread were laid out, soon to be followed by plates of fresh scallions and dressed lettuce.  

And finally the heaping platters of potatoes, tender lamb and vitalac - which tasted a bit like kokoretsi, but with the liver and other "specialty cuts" in large chunks rather than chopped together. 
For dessert, there was twisted pastry powdered with sugar, and some
coffee to keep us from drowsing as we happily rode the ferry back to Split.  We owe a vote of thanks to Katja and her crew for a fantastic conference, capped by an unforgettable day.
Though the lunch was gargantuan, by late that night we were peckish enough to want a little nibble; more importantly, we had not yet tasted one special and hard-to-grow wine of Croatia, Grk.  It comes from the island Korčula, but the vine has only female flowers, and has to be pollinated by another variety.  There were apparently only 10,000 bottles made in the entire year 2014, and we wanted one.
If wine, then Paradox, so we hiked over there; but they were out of Grk, so Zoran kindly made a phone call and sent us over to their sister restaurant, Paradigma, where they would save us a bottle.
This is no humble konoba, but a high-end place, its chef named one of the Jeunes Restaurateurs d’Europe, and the six-volume set of Modernist Cuisine displayed like a badge of allegiance on the bar.  A Parisian maître d'hôtel would have laughed in the face of anyone who came up wanting just a bottle of wine and a couple of appetizers, but as with almost everywhere we went in Croatia, the besuited staff of Paradigma (one of whom had served us in a plaid shirt at Paradox) welcomed us hospitably, gave us the only table left, and brought us the precious Bire Grk in its minimalist black bottle.  The wine was suitably impressive, a subtle white which opened up as it warmed a bit.

Of course, presentation is paramount in a place like this.  Our amuse-gueule was a sepia-ink crispbread adorned with shreds of strawberry and sprouts, like a map of some odd continent.
Two other artistic platters followed.  First was six oysters, one topped with pata negra Spanish ham, another with honey-melon slice, then raspberry and tapioca, watermelon dice, cucumber foam, and burrata.  It was like a tour of the world via oyster.

Even prettier were Saint Jacques scallops marinated in rice vinegar presented as if in a terrarium, with dabs of oyster mayonnaise, beetroot powder, and fresh raspberries scattered over stones with pine sprigs and cones.
You couldn't have had two more different, or delicious, meals on the same day.

Sunday, June 07, 2015

Asmosia Banquet

Friday May 22
We were so entranced by the strawberries we saw at Noštromo last night, and so overfed (again due to Noštromo), that we went to the greenmarket just outside our palace walls and picked up a punnet of the sweet local fruit for a simple, light lunch.

That evening was the conference's wrap-up banquet, held as a buffet in the usual venue, the Split city museum.  So we trooped up to the second floor, where the armor display is (and where some unconventional participants were able to gingerly try some on). 
Our kind hostess, Prof. Katja Marasović, had wanted to give the banquet in the substructures of Diocletian's Palace, but there was already a wine tasting booked in there.  In any case, she confided to us that had hired the same caterers that had done a recent reception for the Queen of Denmark.  So we grabbed some glasses of local Merlot and Malvasija and joined the buffet line to pile up our plates.
The row of chafing dishes was too uninteresting to photograph, but the contents were cerainly good enough for a queen: octopus salad, tuna paté on lemon slices, surprisingly tender fried squid with dill sauce, breaded chicken tenders, Swedish meatballs (Croatian mtbls - no, just kidding), cones of salami rosettes with olives inside, shredded cheese, cherry tomato and ciliegine mozzarella salad, risotto with the ridged clams called brbavica (Venus verrucosa L., yes, warty Venus), truffle ravioli, tomato ravioli, and platters full of pastries, fritule (like loukoumades) and other desserty things. We were also fortunate enough to snag a comfy couch, along with our colleague Simon.

Down in the courtyard, a band played Django Rinehart specialties, and some of the Asmosians even danced.  A very festive evening, but as the next day showed, our Croatian hosts had yet another culinary ace up their sleeves.